Posted 11 months ago
  1. Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
  2. Me: 10
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

jesushi:

jesushi:

why am i not a banana

im crying it hit 12,000 what is wrong with the internet

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago
humorland:

can we just take a moment to appreciate that there is a bear with the Batman symbol in this world

humorland:

can we just take a moment to appreciate that there is a bear with the Batman symbol in this world

(Source: tricksterkind)

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

iamateenagefeminist:

therotund:

I don’t even know what this is from but THAT IS THE RIGHT ANSWER EVERY SINGLE DAMN TIME.

<3

Posted 11 months ago
Posted 11 months ago

humorland:

Name: January

Nickname: February

why is that so funny to me omg

Activities: Boy Watching

Quote: “Hey big boy.”


(Source: dandylionseeds)